May 2013
c4rcinogencrush:
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
April 2013
googlehomo:
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
ourstarlights:
can you guys tell me your secrets on anon but like not depressing ones like happy ones about your crushes and funny stories lets have like a sleep over gossip sesh
whores:
if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want